hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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