i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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