So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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