Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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