Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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