is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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