We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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