I wish i was in the wii world.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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