I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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