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I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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