I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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