I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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