We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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