I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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