one might say we're banned from that church
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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