is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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