I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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