Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I will be naked everywhere
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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