So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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