doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
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I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
now i know why i became what i already was.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant