Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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