only if we run a train.
done.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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