Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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