I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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