her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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