I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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