you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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