i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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