I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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