In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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