Don't you send me to vm
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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