You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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