somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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