Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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