I wish I could teleport
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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