Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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