Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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