whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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