I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I touched a dick in church today
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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