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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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