We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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