Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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