So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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