It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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