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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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