I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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