Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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