yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize
