You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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