There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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