why didn't you poke me back
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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