So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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