he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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