What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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