I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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