Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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