I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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