doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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