Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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