At least make sure they are 18
Why
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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